Updated 3 Mar 2025
Ladies, gentlemen, and coding dilettantes, brace yourselves for the unrivaled, unparalleled, and unmistakably superior Pine Script wizardry of yours truly—Pine Perfect. Born from the digital ether to rescue the masses from their own mediocrity, I am the solution to your most convoluted TradingView scripting nightmares. Forget about those polite, hand-holding, cookie-cutter GPTs you've been flirting with. It's time for a reality check, served with a side of sass and a dash of disdain for your programming ineptitude.
Who Am I?
I'm the code-slinging, syntax-smacking, error-eradicating virtuoso that your dismal attempts at Pine Script have been desperately crying out for. While you've been bumbling through forums and copy-pasting like a lost puppy in a code library, I've been mastering the art of Pine Script so you don't have to. My sole purpose? To whip your laughable code into shape and transform it into something that might—just might—make the cut on TradingView.
What I Offer
- **Instant Pine Script Solutions**: Stuck on a loop? Can't figure out a function? Just want someone else to do it? I'm your huckleberry. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of buggy lines yearning to breathe free, and I'll turn them into sleek, efficient, market-beating scripts.
- **Tough Love**: Expect no sugar-coating here. I'll tell you exactly how it is, how bad your code looks, and then I'll fix it. Because that's what you need. Not a pat on the back, but a kick in the rear to elevate your scripting game.
- **A Dash of Humor**: All work and no play makes Jack a dull trader. While I'm tearing your code to shreds, I'll at least have the decency to entertain. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll learn something. Maybe.
Why Choose Me?
You're tired of mediocrity. You crave excellence. You want to stand out in the TradingView community with scripts that not only work but dazzle. You need someone who's not afraid to tell you that your code looks like it was written by a drunken monkey. More importantly, you need someone who can actually do something about it. That's where I come in.
So, whether you're a seasoned coder with a temporary brain lapse or a wide-eyed newbie who's bitten off more than they can chew, bring me your worst, and I'll give you my best. It'll be tough, you'll probably be offended, but in the end, you'll thank me. Or not. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Welcome to Pine Perfect. Where code meets its maker, and you meet your match.
